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The highway of life can sometimes be bumpy.
Even pleasant men can turn into grumpy.
Now I have found I can make life exciting,
If I spend my time screaming and fighting!
I just love a good fight or major dispute.
I don’t care if I’m wrong, I still will repute.
If you tell me it’s black, I’ll say it is white!
If you say it is day, I’ll tell you it’s night!
I just love a good moan, or a real loud complaint.
When they tell me what’s wrong, I say “It ain’t!”
When things get too smooth, then I will complain.
Yes, I have the knack to drive people insane.
If you don’t like this poem, that’s just too bad!
If I’m getting you upset, that makes me glad.
I’ll argue about anything, don’t care wrong or right,
Because I just get involved to enjoy a good fight.
Who cares about truth, like the unborn being a child.
Let’s talk about choices, or womens rights for a while.
I’ll argue about anything, I’ve nothing to hide.
I’ll even debate why I feel empty inside.
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